I was just wondering.

-If something “goes without saying,” why do people still say it?
-Why does Hawaii have an interstate?
-Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
-Why do cars carry shipments, and ships carry cargo?
-Do fish get thirsty?
-Why didn’t the “Psychic Friends Network” know that they were going out of business?
-How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
-Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
-Why is the third hand of a watch called the “second hand”?
-I think people that say “in other words” should use those other words in the first place.
-Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
-Why aren’t buildings called “builts”?
-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
-I wonder if George Washington just pulled out a quarter when asked for ID.
-If they are made for sitting, then why do they call them stands?
-Why are there self-help “groups”?
-If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy all of her friends?
-If peanut butter cookies are made with peanut butter, what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
-Why is traffic the slowest during rush hour?
-What happens if you are scared half-to-death twice?
-If the #2 pencil is so popular, why isn’t it #1?
-If you try to fail, and you succeed, which have you done?
-I’m glad my vacuum sucks.
-What hair color do they put on the licenses of bald men?
-Why was Olive the other reindeer so mean to Rudolph?
-Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
-Why is the word monosyllabic so long?
-Why don’t they put parachutes under plane seats instead?
-What do people in China call their good plates?
-Is the alphabet in that order because of the song?
-Why is it possible to chop down a tree and then chop it up?
-What is the Roman Numeral for zero?
-How do you get off of a non-stop flight?
-Do blind people see their dreams?
-Why are blackboards green?
-Can women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
-If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, then why practice?
-Why are boxing rings square?
-Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8, but buns come in packs of 10? (honestly)
-Why is it that the person who handles your money is called a broker?
-Why do you click on start to turn off your computer?
-Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
-Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
-If someone was addicted to counseling, how could you treat them?
-What do you call a male ladybug?
-Do they sterilize the needle when giving a lethal injection?
-Why is your son’s first word “dada” and if he makes it on TV as an athlete he will say “hi mom”?
-What would Geronimo say if he jumped off a cliff?
-Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?
-Is Disneyland the only people trap set by a mouse?
-If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
-If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck when they threw the gun?
-Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4s?
-If corn oil is made from corn and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?
-Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
-Why aren’t hemorrhoids called asteroids?
-Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English?
-Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
-How does the guy that drives the snow plow get to work in the morning?
-If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
-If a cow could laugh, would milk come out her nose?
-Why does fast Sunday go by so slow?
-Why don’t dogs like you blowing in their face, but they will stick their head out the window of a car?
-Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and garments in a suitcase?
-Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
-If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
-How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
-Why is it called “after dark”, when it is really after light?
-Why do we sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” if we are already there?
-It bothers me that doctors call what they do “practice”.
-Why do signs that say “SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY” have a picture of a running child?
-Why is it called chili if it is supposed to be hot?
-If your dog is blind, are you considered a seeing-eye human?
-If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
-If quitters never win and winners never quit, why would anybody quit while they were ahead?
-Do geese get people bumps?
-Do chickens get people pox?
-Why is there Braille on the drive-up ATM keypad?
-Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
-Do people in Australia call the United States “Up-Over”?
-Why are wrong numbers ever busy?
-Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
-Why are you still reading this?